Monday: The first official day of a new week. (Because we all know we consider Sunday still part of last week) Thoughts: “Another week; F*CK Monday’s” or thoughts of a significant or even insignificant event that occurred throughout the course of the weekend, or “WTF happened over the weekend..?”
Wednesday: The middle of the week. Thoughts: “Well, Monday and Tuesday went by pretty fast… *in third person to yourself: You can DO THIS -your name here-“
Thursday: The day before Friday. (“Thirsty Thursday”) or *takes straight edge/other people into consideration.* And us metal-heads/ local lovers all know what’s up.
Friday: Speaks for itself. Thoughts: *Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” and hating every second of it.*
Saturday: Round 2. Thoughts: F*ck it.
Sunday: “Sunday Funday” (< Since when?) Thoughts may vary, but you know tomorrow’s Monday.
But, Tuesday… Tuesday is just there. A filler cause 365 just happened to divide by 7 evenly. Could have divided by 5 or another number, but let’s not go into detail. On Tuesday, there is no common excitement. Nothing happened Monday, and you’re hardly going to make it through Wednesday. No specific thoughts, with the exception of, “it’s barely Tuesday?”
When you tell someone you’re upset and all they have to say is,”…We be happy!”
"Oh, thanks asshole! I forgot it was that easy!"
*Sarcastic button: Active.
"I’ll go be happy, and you go find me a unicorn."
"Well jeez, you don’t have to be a dick about it."
And then you’re like…
"Since you told me to be happy, I’m too busy to be a dick. All this happiness is so overwhelming! I have no idea what you’re talking about!"
(Source: , via fractalfrequency)